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The Breast is Yet to Come

27 - 29 September 2018 His Majesty's Theatre, Downstairs at The Maj

The Breast is Yet to Come

27 - 29 September 2018 His Majesty's Theatre, Downstairs at The Maj Buy tickets

Presented by His Majesty's Theatre
Part of the 2018 Downstairs at The Maj Season.

Amelia Ryan has graced the stages of New York, London and Edinburgh with her award-winning shows.

She's sashayed (and stumbled) down red carpets, and regaled audiences with her tales of debauchery. But cabaret’s princess of parody has taken a (surprise) turn towards the domestic:
She got knocked up.*

Both delighted and daunted, she ponders the big questions of any new Mother-To-Be; How many cheese toastie cravings can one give into? Will she deliver to the serene sounds of Enya, or her own drugged-out drones? And are her fun-bags now solely functional?

With Ryan's signature combination of heart and hilarity, The Breast Is Yet To Come is an honest, relatable, and revealing foray into impending parenthood and womanhood, and asks if the best (and breast) years are a thing of the past, or if they are indeed yet to come.

*cue panic.


Seating will be cabaret style seating. We will endeavor to seat parties together, although this may not always be possible.
Food and beverage options are available at the venue to purchase. 


Please note:
  • Latecomers will not be admitted until a suitable break during the performance.
  • $45.00 Adult
  • $65.00 Adult + Grazing plate

Please note - Grazing plate is one serving


Pricing and Fee Information

Web: $3.95 if cart values is $36 or less, $5.95 if cart value is more than $36. 
Phone or mail: $6.95. In person: $0. 
Group bookings: $8.95. Add $4.40 for Registered Mail.
All tickets/items prices include GST if applicable and are quoted in Australian dollars.

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